what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

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Q; What is green and eats rocks? A; The green rock eater... Q;What happens when you through a rock straight up in the north pole? A; The green rock eater eats it..

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What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

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Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What is the best way to eat a dead baby? I don't know. That is incredibly disgusting.

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Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

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Your girlfriend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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