There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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A pope meets another one

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Anti Joke

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