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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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