- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

So a bar walks into a man...

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

PENIS

Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

the power to turn magnetism into light

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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