- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

What did one apple say to the other???? Well, since they are fruits, and not people, they were unable to talk...

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

roses are red poo is poo

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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