A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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