- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

13 =B you just learned something

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

i'm hard

I wrote a funny joke.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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