binladin walks into the american seals

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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A man did not like this site

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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