Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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