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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Sarah Palin.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

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