- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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