- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

Justin Bieber

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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