- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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