- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

knock knock i have diarrhea

an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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