- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What do you call two dog? dogs

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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