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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Women outside of the kitchen.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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