why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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