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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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