Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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