The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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Ms Leong Sux

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

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:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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