Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Women's rights

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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