Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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