Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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