What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist bastard..

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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whats the best joke ever? womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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