John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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noah is a scrub jungle

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Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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What happened to my sunglasses?

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Once upon a time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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