- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What's big and purple? Barney

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

Communism hehe xd

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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