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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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