- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

This sentence is a lie.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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