- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

you will like this because i am black.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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