Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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a black man pays his child support

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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