What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

A pope meets another one

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's half of 8? o

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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