What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

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Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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Ebola

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An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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