- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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