- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

mmm i love marble bumhole

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

united we sit, cause we're fat

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

I'm rick james bitch

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