- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

Face...the other white meat!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

Roses are red Violets are blue Not all poems rhyme Penis

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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