How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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