- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Your mom is so old she died

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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