Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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What's the only part of a vegetable you cant eat? The wheelchair

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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