What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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why are balck people black because they are

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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