- Anti Joke

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms