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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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