Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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