Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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