Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

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what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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hard cheese

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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