Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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womens rights.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

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What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

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If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Andoni was here

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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