Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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