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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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