what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

rent a cops

A man died.

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Sarah Palin.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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