- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

knock knock whos there? nobody

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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