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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

sky silverstein

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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