Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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