- Anti Joke

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

what do you call a black chef glendon