- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

give me a gun or i will shoot you i dont know what with but i will kill you so run run or i will come and get you

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

What do we call Osama? Osama

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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