- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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