- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

womens rights.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

A lot eh?

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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