What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What does? 42

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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