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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why are white people white? I don't know

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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