Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What page are you on The gay page.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

A penis walks into a bar..

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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