Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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