- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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