A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Bob Saget

Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

Where does someone who has lost his arm, has a bleeding head, is mentally ill, has strep throat, and lung cancer go? Too late, they died.

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

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I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Brock is a massive b00b who likes da siiiiiii

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