- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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