- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Knock Knock Who's there

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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