- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

hers a joke... japanese people

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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