- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

knock knock... ...no answer

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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