- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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