All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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