What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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What's 2+2? Fish

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A bar walks into a man and the man walks into a watermelon then the watermelon walks into a black guy then the black guy walks into a piece of fried chicken then the piece of fried chicken walks into a hotdog then the hotdog walks into a wall then the wall walks into a horse then the horse walks into a jar of mayonaise then the jar of mayonaise walks into a can then the can walks into the bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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