Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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