What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

knock knock go away

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

I don't get it

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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