What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

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Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

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What's brown and sticky? Molasses.

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

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Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

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How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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