What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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like most people my age. im 27

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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