- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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