Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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