An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 went to a house party. 7 was there. 7 and 6 kind of new each other. They went to the same school, but weren`t really friends. All night 7 was giving 6 strange looks. 6 started feeling uneasy, so he left the party early. When 6 got in his car 7 was inside waiting for him and pulled out a gun. Luckily 6 got away from 7 safely, but has been scared of him ever since.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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