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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What happened when the Mexican lays his head on a pillow? He falls asleep

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats the defination of cruelty

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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