Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

A man died.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

rent a cops

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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