- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

joe galasso from plainview ny

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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