A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Anti Joke

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