A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Justin beiber's penis

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

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Why did the drunk man puke? Because he was drunk.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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