- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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