So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

I'm Andrew Schmitt

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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