A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

thumb_up thumb_down +23

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? A nice sweater.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

thumb_up thumb_down +21

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

like most people my age. im 27

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops