How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Your mom went to college

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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