- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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