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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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