- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

"Knock knock" Come in!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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