- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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