rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Christ is a conspiracy

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

here's a joke... the american education society

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

No it doesnt..

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Anti Joke

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