- Anti Joke

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.