What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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Haha, I get it..

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A black man walks out of a police station

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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