Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Wenis Penis

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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