Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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