Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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