- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

In soviet Russia...things are different

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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