What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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