- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

VITAMIN C!

what do you call a black chef glendon

Albino African Americans

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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