- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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