- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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