What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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