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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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