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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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