- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Tony Romo

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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