- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? When you think that there is no worm in your apple, but after your second bite you look down in disgust as you notice you have eaten half of the worm and see the other half wriggling about in your apple.

Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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