- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How did the black person die? Of old age

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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