- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

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