- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

i have two hands.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

roses are red violets should be purple

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Gus's mom

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

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