Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

whats fat round and bouncing off the ground= George goodburn

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Anti Joke

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