ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

hers a joke... japanese people

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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