Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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who do we all like george goodburn

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Why? Because.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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My jeans

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