- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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