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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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