- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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