- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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