- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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