- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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