OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

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Haha, I get it..

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dylan hodge wishes he could suck his own **** jokes thats what his mothers for

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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