- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

what do you call your mama at the gas station

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

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