- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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