What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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