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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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