A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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If you have a stroke, call 000

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

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I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

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penis

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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