- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

It's all Taggart

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

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