What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

antonis sister is mighty fine

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Please ignore this statement.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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