- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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