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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

Michael Brown

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

hiya

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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