- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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