- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

What is Corey Jacobs favorite kind of sandwich? Big Jumbo Kahona Burger!

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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