- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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