- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What's 1+1? 69.

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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