- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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