you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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