- Anti Joke

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

Q. what did voldemort get for christmas that harry potter didnt? A. dinner with his parents

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed