- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

The child was fired from his job.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

What's 9+10? 19

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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