CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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one stop shop

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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No

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

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