Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

what came first the chicken or the chips

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

I think everybody should have a penis.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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