Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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An IRS agent named Harold Crick finds that he has the ability to hear a narrator comment on every moment of his life. He later becomes institutionalized in the Schizophrenic ward.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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