What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

You should read the Terms of Service.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

this website is a bad joke

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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