- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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