Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why? Because.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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My jeans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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