- Anti Joke

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked