What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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Turkey Balls

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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