- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A women left the kitchen.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

hers a joke... japanese people

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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