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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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