- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

yolo your orange looks orange

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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