Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It tried. The chicken was run over by a distracted driver. The chicken turned out to be Farmer Brendan's prized egg hen who wandered away. The hen provided a large portion of Brendan's income and living. The farmer, deprived of his vital income source, was forced to sell his farm and live on the city streets.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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