What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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