- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Can anyone Lenin money?

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Robin get in the batmobile!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

If you have a stroke, call 000

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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