whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

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knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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