"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

No your aunties a joke

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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