- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

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