There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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