A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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