What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

kennah campion when she talks

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Good job, son.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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