- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

Pickles are powerful

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

alex is cool

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

why was the man sad? he found out his wife was man .

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Depends on the situation. In a formal environment you would call him Mr Dalgleish, in an informal one it would be acceptable to call him Kenny, Kenneth or just Ken.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Bark I'm a tree

Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

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