- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

how do you win a game try your best

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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