Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Anti Joke

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