Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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