- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

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