What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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someone jumped off a bridge he died

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What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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