- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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