- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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