- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

Knock knock knock OCD

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock... ...no answer

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple this joke.

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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