- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Gay rights.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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