Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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This is an anti-joke.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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