What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What is your name? My name is Jeff

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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