What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

u know whats a crime? rape

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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