- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

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