- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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