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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

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A guy walks into a bar

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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