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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

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Why are black people afraid of white people? They aren't

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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