Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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